J Lo and Prince Meet Steve and Ilana

Prince and J Lo on the Red Carpet

When Steve and I heard that Hollywood was the theme for our staff party, we knew exactly who to invite.  I got out my celebrity, A-lister phone book and gave a call to my good friends Jennifer Lopez and the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

The stars were happy to be invited to a Country Day School function.  They danced all night and partied with the CDS staff.  Prince really liked the beef medallions and Ms. Lopez was thrilled to dine on asparagus and tender roasted turkey.  They went straight to her very fine, stuffed, booty.

The pair easily clinched the "Best Hollywood Couple" prize and won gift cards to the grocery store.  Keep an eye out at your local Walmart where the celebrities will be redeeming their prizes when they buy their favorite staples:  oatmeal and peanut butter and jelly, of course.